"The Shogun of Harlem"Sho'NuffHarlem, New York, 263 lbs.
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Open Door Policy
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No Door Policy
The scene opens with Sho'Nuff and his gang of misfits walking into the WNW Training Headquarters.
Receptionist : Hello.
Sho'Nuff : I'm here to see Valentine.
Receptionist : What's your name?
Sho'Nuff looks upset all of a sudden.
Sho'Nuff : B*tch! What you mean, "What's your name?" You'd better recognize! Boys... tell this dumbass hoe who I am!
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Receptionist : Ohhhh..... I've heard about you. Do you have an appointment?
Sho'Nuff : Appointment??? This title around my waist is my appointment b*tch!
Receptionist : Well I am sorry sir. But Mr. Valentine is a very busy man and without an appointment there's no way you can see him. Would you like to make an appointment?
Sho'Nuff : Yeah!
Receptionist : And when would be good for you?
Sho'Nuff : Now! Boys...
Cyclone walks over and leans into the receptionist's chair, holding her in place as Beast tries to open the door. But...
Beast : Ummm..... it's locked Sho.
Suddenly Beast leaps out of the way as Sho'Nuff busts through the door with a lunging side kick!
Jake Valentine : WHAT THE HELL!?!?!
Jake slams down the phone and turns his attention to Sho'Nuff.
Jake Valentine : You'd better have one hell of an excuse!
Sho'Nuff : Sit down... shut up... and listen! Your boy DAM is a damn fool! And now his mouth has written a check that his dumbass can't cash!
Jake Valentine : I heard what he said, but I also know that your boys here got a little payback later in the parking lot.
Sho'Nuff : My boys? Nahhh... not my boys.
Jake Valentine : Ok, whatever. I guess it was three other rejects left over from a 80's boy band.
A serious look covers Sho'Nuff's face as he leans down on Jake Valentine's marble top desk.
Sho'Nuff : I want a match with DAM... OR ELSE!!!
Jake Valentine : Or else what??? You need to realize that I'm the boss around here... not you!
Sho'Nuff stands up straight, snaps his fist down in front of him and then raises them in a kung-fu motion... the right coming reversed over his head while the left palm pushed out in front of him. A moment passes and Jake begins to snicker to himself, but then Sho'Nuff's hands begin to glow! With one swift chop, he splits the marble and smashes the desk into two pieces!!! Jake Valentine gasps as he rolls back some in his chair, hoping not to be next.
Sho'Nuff : You might be the boss around here, but Valentine... I'm the master! And you WILL give me my match, or you'll be next!
Sho'Nuff growls and then stands up straight. he puts his sunglasses back on and walks towards the busted door... then stops.
Sho'Nuff : Am I the meanest?
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : Am I the prettiest?
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : Am I the baddest mo-fo, low-down, around this town?
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : Well, who am I?
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : Who am I?
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : I can稚 hear you!
Gang : Sho誰uff!
Sho'Nuff : The Shogun of Harlem!
Sho'Nuff motions to his gang of thugs and they walk out of the office, leaving it in a pile of broken debris. The receptionist peeks inside the door to make sure that Mr. Valentine is alright.
Jake Valentine : Kristen... call maintenance and get me a new door. Call the distributor and get me a new desk. And then call accounting... and charge it all to our WNW Heavyweight Champion!
The scene fades to black as Jake Valentine angrily shoves everything off one side of his broken desk. As his computer monitor hits the floor, sparks fly... and the scene fades to black.
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